Oscar and the Magi: The Back Stairs
Friday, March 28th, 2008Hammages Department Store started preparing for Christmas on the previous Boxing Day, and it showed.
The ground floor was split between perfumes and makeup, jewellery and the food halls, which made it a great, glittering place, full of glass and coloured liquids and sparkling gems, pungent with a seasonal spicy sweetness.
Everywhere there were trees and baubles, mechanical angels and piped carols and in between them strange foods and stuffed animals, cases of ticking watches and great, sheer cliffs of pink perfume bottles.
And people. Hundreds of people, all pushing and shoving, barely paying any attention to the great chiming, musical Christmas that had been erected for them, all concentrating on only one thing: getting their presents in time.
“Right, you two, hold on to my coat and don’t wander off. Books first, I think.”
And Oscar’s mother strode off towards the lifts, with them all following after.
They caught the lift doors just as they were closing and all squeezed inside. The lift was packed full of shoppers and Oscar was jammed up against the lift attendant, who pressed the buttons and announced the floors.
“Floor Two, Ladies’ wear and shoes.”
Oscar squinted up at the buttons the attendant was pushing. There were two columns of them - the ones at the top were numbered: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… And then… nothing - the rest were strange colours - things the attendant pressed to stop the lift and open the doors.
“Floor Three: Men’s wear, Children’s wear, Sports wear and equipment.”
There was no Floor Seven! Oscar daren’t take the piece of yellow paper out of his pocket but he was sure it had said Floor Seven. But there wasn’t a Floor Seven; at least there wasn’t one that the lift went to. What did it mean?
“Floor Four: Books, Toys, Christmas Department, Pets, Antiques and Father Christmas.”
“Quickly, boys, out, out! Oscar, please pay attention, we’re getting out here.”
And with his mother’s hand placed firmly between his shoulder blades, Oscar found himself propelled out into the Books department.
“Right, you two, I have to look for some things, so stay in the department where I can see you. The children’s books are here - I’ll be over there.”
But Oscar was too confused - there was only one book he was interested in right now and he already had that one tucked safely away in his backpack.
He stood in the aisles of the children’s books, watching his brother cheerfully dismantling an elaborate display of picture books, wondering what to do.
And that was when he saw it: a nondescript door tucked away by a bookshelf, marked: ‘Stairs to all Floors’.
All floors? Surely that had to mean Floor Seven as well as all the others. He looked around - his brother was absorbed, his parents were futilely searching for books for people impossible to buy for: this was his chance.
With only a moment’s hesitation Oscar then did the second wrong thing of our story and without saying a word, left his family and set out to explore the ’stairs to all floors’.
His brother, who was busy methodically breaking all the pop up books in the shop, didn’t even notice he had gone.
The stairs were plain and lonely and smelt of disinfectant. Oscar started up straight away.
One, two flights and there it was: Floor Five: Antiques, Home Furnishings, Gardening and Haberdashery.
Two more flights and he was as high as the lifts went - Floor Six: Audio Visual, Gadgets, Musical Instruments, Gifts.
And there it was: another flight of stairs, dimly lit, leading upwards into darkness, up towards… “Staff Only”
That’s what it said: “Staff Only”, a sign hanging on a chain that stretched across the stairs, cutting them off from the rest of the store.
Oscar stared at the notice, forlornly, not sure what to do, when he realised that he could hear voices approaching from above.
He crossed over to the door leading to Floor Six and half stepped through it, ready to look as if he was going somewhere instead of just loitering. He knew that adults tended not to like to see children just hanging around with nothing to do - it reminded them that they never got to hang around aimlessly themselves any more and that made them angry.
The voices came closer. It was two shop assistants coming down the stairs from above. One of them unclipped the chain and then secured it again after they had passed through.
“Have you ever peeked through the door?” one of them said.
“Oh no, well, I wouldn’t want to - the people you see on the stairs. I dread to think what goes on in there.”
“Oh, I know what you mean… still; it makes you wonder, don’t it?”
“Well, you wonder about that and I’ll wonder about Darren from white goods…”
And they passed out of earshot down the stairs.
Oscar came out of his hiding place and crossed to the stairs. He unhooked the chain as he had seen the shop assistant do and looked up the stairs to where they turned out of sight, into darkness.
They must have been talking about Floor Seven, those shop assistants, surely… the odd people, the secret place: they must have been. It had to exist… it had to…
And, if it did: what an extraordinary adventure! He stepped up onto the first step. Nothing happened. The stairs were silent and empty. He hooked the chain back up behind him and climbed on up, into shadow.
One flight and the stairs turned, just like the floors below. There was no light ahead and the steps were getting darker and darker.
One more flight, each step taking him deeper and deeper into shadow. Surely he was there now… surely this must be Floor Seven…
Somewhere up, up further flights of stairs, there was a window, and light, but here all was dim and obscure. Were there doors there, to the left? Was that a number ‘7′ on the wall? He couldn’t quite make it out.
He pushed against what might be a door and it opened into a deeper, solid darkness. Oscar hesitated. He didn’t particularly like the dark. He particularly didn’t like being on his own in the dark. He very definitely didn’t like being on his own in the dark when he wasn’t entirely positive that he was on his own. And he was becoming pretty sure that he didn’t like being on his own in the dark on a secret floor of a mysterious store where there were odd people on the stairs and somewhere, possibly, magic.
It was that thought that did it. What if it really was there - the Magical Supplies Department, just beyond this darkness? What if it were there but because of this little twinge of fear, he missed out on it altogether? What was worse? The darkness or missing the adventure?
Oscar decided that he knew the answer to that and stepped forward, letting the door shut behind him.