Oscar and the Magi: In the Lord Protector’s Chambers
Friday, July 25th, 2008Oscar did finally get to bed that night, although it wasn’t much of a bed, just a saggy old sofa in the corner of a common room that smelled of smoke and cold tea. He had insisted that he wasn’t tired but Ridley had suggested that he sit down while she made some tea and before she’d even turned round to ask if he’d prefer some orange squash, he was fast asleep with the black cat curled up on his chest, worn out by what was certainly the most extraordinary day he had ever experienced.
But in those last few seconds before he fell completely asleep what had danced through his brain was not the unexpected sight of his uncle’s face under the Erl King’s helmet, or the dreadful way his head had lolled, finally unconscious, as the Knights Watchmen had led him away, nor the terrifying white anger in Ridley’s cold glare as she oversaw the process - no, it had been of laughter, of shrieking hysterical laughter as Cuddy had thrown his head back and howled with relief and glee at the sight of his great enemy carried away in chains.
What woke Oscar was not laughter but shouting. He slowly became aware that a voice somewhere was getting nearer, louder. Then the door to the room banged open and he sat up, blinking in the bright sunlight.
“…up! Quick!” It was Murray, thumping on the floor with his crutch, “Oscar, come on! He’s escaped!”
“What? What did you say?” Oscar was on his feet already, “Who’s escaped?”
“Skelton! The Erl King has escaped!” Murray was already back out of the door, banging down the corridor, “He killed a guard, too… Everybody up! Wake up!” He banged on a locked door, “Emergency! Fire! Everyone up! He’s escaped!”
Oscar bolted out after him, suddenly wide awake and very confused.
“When did it happen?”
“No one knows - sometime in the last couple of hours - Get up in there! Emergency! - they’ve been changing guard on him every two hours, you see - new lot went on duty, found one man paralysed stuff with fear, the other one dead… Everyone up! Everyone up!… and Skelton gone…”
People were starting to join them out in the corridor now as Murray thumped along, banging on all the doors. Most of them still looked sleepy and befuddled; nearly all of them looked frightened.
“This is how it’ll be…” said someone, “We’ll keep catching him and he’ll keep escaping and killing people…”
“We should have killed him when we had the chance…” said someone else. Oscar span round to try and make out who had spoken. Whatever he had done, he still didn’t like the idea of someone killing his Uncle Rufus.
“Down to the Great Hall! All of you, come on! Everyone to the Great Hall!” Murray was disappearing round a distant corner, still shouting. Oscar tried to follow him, threading his way through the milling crowds
“Not that way,” it was Ridley, pushing her way through the crowd towards them, “Come on, Oscar, I need your help…”
He followed Ridley through a maze of corridors, including the long arched gallery from which Oscar had first seen the Erl King the previous night, eventually arriving at a large white wooden door. It had a metal plate set into it at head height and when Ridley knocked on it with her Watchman’s black rod it rang dully. Oscar could see that the plate was dented and worn - a lot of Watchmen had knocked at this door before.
The door opened and a Knight Watchman ushered them in. Oscar found himself in a cramped, low ceiling room full of bookshelves. Both the floor and the ceiling sloped, unfortunately in different directions, so that one end of the room, filled by a large window, was a lot more cramped than the other. There was a heavy oak table under the window and a saggy old leather armchair next to it. Both articles of furniture were slightly too large for the space and Oscar particularly couldn’t quite see how they had got the table in the room in the first place.
The room was made even more cramped by the presence of three Knights Watchmen, Cuddy and, sitting in the leather armchair, absorbed in a newspaper, Oscar’s Uncle Rufus.
“Uncle Rufus!” He couldn’t help bursting out, “You’re alright! You didn’t kill that man!” The moment he had spoken, Oscar knew there was something wrong. Everyone in the room stopped to turn and stare at him, apart from Uncle Rufus, who didn’t stir one inch.
“Oh Oscar, I’m sorry, I didn’t think,” Ridley looked guilty, “I should have told you. It isn’t him - it’s an illusion - it’s what you saw last night when you saw the Erl King in the other room… I’m sorry, I really am…”
“That’s alright,” said Oscar, trying to sound unconcerned, “I can see now.” And he really could, too - he could see the armchair right through Uncle Rufus’s unmoving head.
“Yes,” said Ridley, approaching the illusion and looking at it carefully, “It’s starting to fade now - I suppose he thought he wouldn’t need it for long… one way or another…”
“I ’spose not…” Oscar went over to join her, but he didn’t go too close to the illusion. However brave he had tried to sound, he had felt an enormous wave of relief for that moment when he thought that his Uncle was still in the Temple and that Murray had been wrong about what he was saying. For one wonderful second he had thought that it was all going to turn out to be a misunderstanding or part of some clever plan Uncle Rufus and Cuddy had worked out together or something and that everything was going to turn out to be alright. He had, for a moment, allowed himself to hope that his Uncle wasn’t the overbearing Lord Protector and, worse, the monstrous Erl King, but was, in fact, as he had always thought, his strange but harmless old Uncle.
But no, that Uncle, like this one, had been an illusion. That one hadn’t even been a Magi, let alone head of the Knights Watchmen and their worst enemy rolled into one. Oscar looked at the figure sitting in the chair. It looked so like his Uncle Rufus, but he knew it wasn’t him, not the Uncle Rufus he knew - this was Rufus Skelton, ex-Lord Protector and Erl King, terrorist and murderer, and there was no way round it.
“Right,” Cuddy was standing in the middle of the room, looking around eagerly, “We have to turn this room upside down,” he turned to Oscar , “We’re looking for any clues that might help up track him down… I thought that you, Oscar, might like to help…” he bent slightly, coming down to look Oscar in the eyes, “You could be invaluable to us in the hunt, Oscar - you will help, won’t you?”
“Of course I will,” said Oscar.
“Excellent, excellent, I know we can rely on you…” Cuddy seemed remarkably cheerful given the circumstances, “Now, Mistress Ridley, if you and Williams here would like to have a look in the bedroom…”
Everybody went back to examining the room - taking down books, emptying out drawers, lifting up carpets - but Oscar couldn’t take his eyes off the illusion of his Uncle Rufus. He could see now that it wasn’t in the least bit lifelike - for one thing it didn’t move - it didn’t breathe, it didn’t blink or twitch, the hair stayed exactly where it was despite the breeze in the room. And yet Oscar couldn’t help wanting to talk to it, to try and find out why his Uncle had done such terrible things… he felt someone looking at him. He turned round to just catch Cuddy in the act of looking away. He ought to get on with helping examine the room… Uncle Rufus’ newspaper flapped gently.
Wait a minute. Nothing else was moving, why was the newspaper? He reached out gingerly, careful not to touch the illusion - the thought of putting his hand through his Uncle gave him the creeps. The newspaper was real. He bent forward to look at it. He read the headline.
“Ridley,” he said quietly, “Look at this…”
Ridley, who was standing in the door way, methodically going through a bookshelf, looked round.
“What is it, Oscar?”
“Look…” she crossed over and looked over his shoulder. She grew very still all of a sudden.
“Cuddy,” she said, “I think you should see this…”
“What’s all this…” Cuddy’s voice trailed away as he started reading, then he shouted to the next room: “Everyone, get in here, quickly!”
The Magi all huddled round in a tight knot, reading the newspaper over Skelton’s shoulder.
‘SPECIAL GUESTS TO NUMBER 10′, read the headline, “The Prime Minister will be welcoming some very special guests to Downing Street tomorrow when the winners of a children’s television competition…”
“Oh stars and spirits,” Ridley’s voice was hushed, “He wouldn’t…”
“I’m very much afraid,” Cuddy’s voice was determined, “That he almost certainly would.”