Oscar and the Magi: The Magician’s Servants
Friday, September 5th, 2008The moment they fell through the opening, the terrible sense of dread and fear that they had been pursuing fell away and as the door creaked shut behind them, they found themselves sitting on the floor of a small, dimly lit wood panelled room. Or was it small? It was hard to tell - it felt small but the light only seemed to illuminate the bit where they were sitting - to the right and left the room faded away, not quite in shadow more into a kind of indistinct mist so that was hard to tell just where it began and where it ended. When Oscar moved the noise of his trainers on the floorboards echoed oddly, like he was shuffling around in a huge steel drum, not in a cramped wooden room. It was a confusing sensation.
The furniture in the room was just as odd, because no matter what angle Oscar looked at it from, it gave the distinct impression of not being real furniture at all, but just pictures of furniture - flat pieces of cardboard that had just been painted look like bookshelves and green flock wallpaper, a cosy looking leather armchair and a small table.
The only real looking furniture that he could see was a large mirror hanging over the mantelpiece on the wall opposite and this made the whole thing even more confusing, because the reflection in the mirror looked so much more real than the furniture in the room - it looked actual and solid and friendly, even the reflections of the backs of the objects on the mantelpiece: a clock and a vase, a couple of Christmas cards. Oddly, one ornament didn’t seem to be reflected in the mirror at all and even more oddly that ornament was a garden gnome, with a green hat, red cheeks and a long white beard.
“Ridley? Look at this mirror: it’s really weird…”
“Oh dear.” Ridley picked herself up and started brushing off her uniform, “I’m afraid the mirror is quite normal, Oscar, it’s us who are weird: we’re on the wrong side of it. Welcome to the inside of the mirror.”
“Are you sure?” Said a sneery, gravelly sort of voice, “You don’t want to leap to any conclusions. Perhaps you should take time to,” it paused dramatically; “reflect upon your situation.” the voice sniggered unpleasantly.
Oscar looked around but he couldn’t see who was talking to them.
“Oh dear, look at them. Just shadows of their former selves,” said the voice. Then a new voice chimed in.
“That doesn’t work, you know, Alberecht: shadows. It doesn’t work. If we’d trapped them in a magical lamp, it might, perhaps…”
Oscar saw some movement out of the corner of his eye, something on the mantelpiece on the other side of the mirror.
“Shut up,” said the first voice, “I’m gloating. I’m having a lovely gloat.”
“At least give me a hand,” said the second voice, “I want to gloat, too.”
“What about ‘reflect’,” said a third voice, this one slower and more considered than the first two, “You could tell them to ‘reflect’ on their situation - that would work.”
“He’s done that one,” said the second voice, “It was after that that he ran out and started with the shadows.”
“Will you both Shut Up!” It was the sound of the petulant little foot stamping that finally allowed Oscar to place the voices, “I’ll push both of you off and then you’ll break and then you’ll be sorry.”
The first voice, Oscar realised, was coming from the garden gnome who had so incongruously been standing on the mantelpiece before. He had been stroking his moustaches while he had been gloating, but now he had two thick handfuls of beard that he was wrenching at fitfully as he shouted at his friends. The second voice was now standing next to him, peering through the glass at Oscar and Ridley. He had a yellow hat and no beard, just long moustaches that hung down nearly to his belt.
As Oscar watched, a third gnome hauled himself up onto the mantelpiece and then started pulling up the length of rope he must have climbed. It had a fishing rod at the other end of it. He turned round, winding the line back onto his reel. He had blue hat and eyebrows so bushy it was hard to believe that he could see where he was going.
“I was having a lovely gloat,” continued the first gnome, who must have been Alberecht, “And now you’ve ruined it.”
“It’s my turn anyway,” said the second gnome with the moustaches, “I want a go before,” and it was now his turn to pause, “they bounce back.”
“What?” Alberecht turned to stare at him.
“Before they bounce back,” he sounded less cheerful this time; less convinced that what he had just said was clever.
“Bounce back,” the sneer was back in Alberecht’s voice
“Yes, you know, I mean, that’s what mirrors do, isn’t it? They bounce light back to the eye, thus creating a reflection, isn’t it?” The second gnome shuffled and cleared his throat, “Isn’t it?”
“Thus…” said Alberecht, scornfully.
“It’s still better than shadows…” muttered the second gnome into his moustache.
“What are they?” whispered Oscar to Ridley.
“Gnomes, or Hobgoblins, possibly,” Ridley smiled ruefully, “I’m afraid these small creatures tend to get confused with each other a lot of the time.”
“We don’t get confused,” interjected the second gnome, “You do. We know perfectly well what we are.”
“We’re gnomes,” said Alberecht, “I mean, honestly, woman: hat, beard, fishing rod: what else would we be? Idiot.”
“All I meant,” said Ridley, “Is that gnomes usually help out in the garden, it’s more usually hobgoblins in the house.”
“Ah,” said the third gnome with a smug tone, “But there’s no garden here, is there?” They all nodded and seemed to think that that ended any further discussion.
“It is our job to guard her ladyship’s precious castle against intruders: you have intruded and we are guarding against you. Rather well, as it happens,” When Alberecht said the word: ‘ladyship’, the other gnomes whispered something and grinned to themselves stupidly.
“We made a trail,” said the second gnome, “So that you’d think it was your friend, so that you’d follow it, so that you’d get caught. So you’re idiots and we… are skill.”
Alberecht scowled, “Karl?”
“Yes?”
“Shut up.”
“But we’re not his friends,” protested Oscar, “The Erl King. We’re nothing to do with him.”
“Then why were you following him?” asked Alberecht.
“We were chasing him.”
“So you are something to do with him, then?”
“But he was here? Did you capture him like you’ve captured us?” asked Ridley, eagerly.
The gnomes shuffled a bit and carefully didn’t catch each other’s eyes.
“We had to let him go,” mumbled Alberecht into his beard.
“Too strong was he?”
“He was… a disruptive influence.” Alberecht was evidently pleased with having thought of the phrase.
“Listen,” interrupted Oscar, “This is Maggs’ house, isn’t it? That’s who we’re friends with: Maggs. Honestly. The Erl King was her enemy, so we were chasing him: we’re her friends, you see.”
“Anyone could say that,” said the third gnome.
“Prove it,” said Alberecht.
“If the Mistress would vouch for you, then we’d let you out,” said Karl.
“But she can’t,” said Oscar, “You don’t understand…”
“Listen,” said Ridley, “That man we were chasing: The Erl King - he and his Darklings attacked Maggs and she forgot her magic - she forgot all about you and this castle and everything…”
“And now she’s been captured by the Darklings and we’re trying to save her,” added Oscar, “So you see, she can’t vouch for us…”
“Only on the Mistress’ word,” said Alberecht, with an air of finality.
“Oh, this is useless,” Oscar’s shoulders sagged, “They’re never going to believe us.”
“What are you up to now?” said a voice, “What’s all this shouting? Stars and Moons! Oscar, Ridley, what are you doing in there?”
Oscar’s heart leapt at the sound, and so did the gnomes, jumping to attention and all turning to bow in unison, because there, on the other side of the mirror, was…
“Maggs!” shouted Oscar trying to jump up to see over the mantelpiece, “Maggs! Is that really you?”
“And is that really you?” Maggs was having to stand on tiptoe to see them herself, “What are you doing here?”
“We were following the Erl King,” Ridley lifted Oscar up to see properly.
“And it was he who brought… oh, this is ridiculous, gnomes, let them out, I can’t talk to them like this.”
Alberecht snapped to attention, “Erik, you heard the Mistress, stop just hanging about, let them out, Karl, you get the tea on, tsk: can’t you see we have guests?”
The breaking of the mirror was a fascinating thing to see, as Erik took out a tiny hammer and swung it against the glass, which shattered under the blow with a thousand little explosions like glass bells bursting, leaving behind a thin silver mist that hovered and swayed where the glass had been. But Oscar was too excited about the prospect of seeing Maggs again to fully take it in and he scrambled up onto the mantelpiece eagerly.
“Come along, then,” said Erik, sticking his face through the mist so that some of the silver frosted the tips of his luxurious eyebrows, “Before it freezes up again. I’m not breaking it all over again - once is bad luck enough for me.”
The mist felt cool and slippery as Oscar put his face through it and, for a brief moment, all he could see was his own reflection staring blankly back at him out of thousands of silver droplets suspended all around. Then he was through and sitting quite happily on the mantelpiece, looking down on the room he had seen through the mirror and there on the hearth rug waiting for him was Maggs.